What would happen if you threw a mouse, a dog, and an elephant from a skyscraper?


Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/08/10/what-would-happen-if-you-threw.html


Um. Doesn’t this depend on the breed of dog?

Also…remove the mattresses…all of them will go splat.


What would happen if you threw a mouse, a dog, and an elephant from a skyscraper?

Answer: PETA will have a fit.


Thank god someone answered this, now on a totally unrelated note I need to cancel my appointment at the local zoo…


J.B.S. Haldane said it first.

“On Being the Right Size”.

“You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes.”
— J.B.S. Haldane

(He was heard to add as he walked away, “Square-cube Law, bitches!”).


A secret service trailer will get crushed.



They didn’t use pigs anywhere in that video because ever since the election of the Orange Oberführer, all the pigs can fly.


what would happen if you threatened to throw a bus full of schoolkids off a skyscraper unless I throw a fat man off instead?


You get a letter from the Ethics Committee and your grant withdrawn?



You have a big mess to clean up?


There don’t seem to be any mouse dog elephant jokes, but if you also throw in a cat there is a logic puzzle. But then, the cat would land on it’s feet, if you follow my logic.


There’s something slightly ironic about discussing the square-cube law the day after Godzilla was in the news…



Scaling is why no one will watch Pacific Rim with me.




Not again…


I wouldn’t say that he leapt. It looks like he tried to turn around and go back through the drain hole but his claws lost their grip.