What your Twitter bio says about you


(Whatever you do, don’t follow me on twitter!)

Don’t tell me what not to do!

Uber kewl ikon Charlie Manson sums up their collective public message for the masses:

I’m not that one. I’m the other one.

My favorite is the twitter spam bots that chew up a bunch of twitter bios and Markov poop out mashed up versions of what was consumed for the generated bot profiles to make them look “real”. They are often hilarious.

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Storyteller. Deceiver. Artificer. Boing Boing · beschizza.com


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Anna Kendrick, an actress, describes herself as “Pale, awkward and very very small. Form an orderly queue, gents. Location: probably by the food.” (Ms. Kendrick’s wan diminutiveness did not prevent GQ from featuring her in a semi-clothed photo shoot.)

Am I the only one who thinks that parenthetical comment is really obnoxious?


Huh. How very douchey and judgmental. Yeah, obnoxious too.

I feel like the whole article is…some kind of icon or poster child for the worst part of the internet generation. (I do realize the irony of saying that in a comment.) It kind of makes me itch to go upside someone’s head with a baseball bat engraved with “SHUT UP, NOBODY CARES”.

I… uh… Rob, you look like an elf! (I mean that in the best possible way =D)

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Indeed, that may not be a comparison @Beschizza is unfamiliar with…


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Nice googlin’, son.


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