What your Twitter bio says about you


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#2

(Whatever you do, don’t follow me on twitter!)

Don’t tell me what not to do!


#3

Uber kewl ikon Charlie Manson sums up their collective public message for the masses:


#4

I’m not that one. I’m the other one.


#5

My favorite is the twitter spam bots that chew up a bunch of twitter bios and Markov poop out mashed up versions of what was consumed for the generated bot profiles to make them look “real”. They are often hilarious.


#6

Storyteller. Deceiver. Artificer. Boing Boing · beschizza.com

Hm.


#7

Anna Kendrick, an actress, describes herself as “Pale, awkward and very very small. Form an orderly queue, gents. Location: probably by the food.” (Ms. Kendrick’s wan diminutiveness did not prevent GQ from featuring her in a semi-clothed photo shoot.)

Am I the only one who thinks that parenthetical comment is really obnoxious?


#8

Huh. How very douchey and judgmental. Yeah, obnoxious too.

I feel like the whole article is…some kind of icon or poster child for the worst part of the internet generation. (I do realize the irony of saying that in a comment.) It kind of makes me itch to go upside someone’s head with a baseball bat engraved with “SHUT UP, NOBODY CARES”.


#9

I… uh… Rob, you look like an elf! (I mean that in the best possible way =D)


#10

Indeed, that may not be a comparison @Beschizza is unfamiliar with…

http://www.elfquest.com/social/Fairlight/


#11

Nice googlin’, son.


#12

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