Now you can definitely butt dial your friends.
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Putting objects into the rectum seems to be a recurring theme in Boing Boing posts today!
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Isn’t “what the hell is that on the outside of a phone that’s fit inside a rectum” a more pressing concern?
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The important question would seem to be “is this phone waterproof?” (or do you have to put it in a tied off condom or something?).
And, if it’s really designed to be rammed in a rectum, why make it phone like at all? I’m sure that this could be made in other, easier to keister, shapes.
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I wonder if it has a lithium battery?
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Ah…Yorick!
But how did you know it was me?
I may be blind sir, but I will always remember the tone of your ring.
On another note. I have a challenge: What would be a suitable ringtone for such a phone?
I propose something by Plastic Bertrand, a little ditty called Ca Plane Pour Moi.
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Obligatory Monkey in a bar joke
[spoiler]A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The guy says, “No, what?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!” says the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the patron. “He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.”
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he’s in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?”
“Now what?” asks the patron.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the patron. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!”
[/spoiler]
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Can I like that twice?
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Only today?
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Either
or
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Bob’s Burgers did it:
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