Originally published at: What's inside a snail shell? | Boing Boing
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Huh.
I guess they look kind of different when they’re covered with butter and garlic.
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Snails are anatomically both male and female at the same time.
Crap. Don’t tell DeSantis, or Florida’s just gonna outlaw land snails.
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If I say that what is inside a snail shell is a snail, are the QI klaxons going to sound?
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From the depths of lust, I stab at thee!
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S-cars?
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A slug with a mortgage, clearly.
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Well, left-twisting snails, anyway.
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Us lefties always get a bum deal. Except in sword fights, so there’s that
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Tiiiimmmmmme to break out the old snail joke:
There’s a knock on a guy’s front door. He opens it… looks down… and there’s a snail, who says “Hey. I wanna ask ya somethin’.” The guy picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Same guy two years later. A knock at the door, and , again, there’s the snail, who says, “What the hell was that all about?!”
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Not to mention… dolphins have exhibited same-sex behavior. Hello, Miami!!
The Love Dart. Sounds like some '80s porn flick title. Cue the stock jazz music.
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… it’s like “Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb?”
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I had a pet racing snail and I took its shell off thinking it would make it faster, but it just made it more sluggish
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Now I’m hungry for some little tiny snomlettes.
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That is a good reminder that frequently the answer to “what’s inside a snail shell?” is indeed “a hermit crab.”
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We had water snail in a fish tank and they would lay eggs on the glass an you could use a loupe to watch them develop.
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whatever it is, i’d like to say thank you for putting me back in my snail shell.
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Luxurious accommodation
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