…but by who!?
Dried squid… By the ton.
http://m.alibaba.com/product/451071080/Dried-Squid.html?s=p
Only three grand a ton.
Dried fermented squid and corn
Ahem…
Regenerating Snail Secretion and Essence
Googles for wearing when cutting onions.
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/buy-hot-new-tear-free-onion_60172559839.html
A bargain at 80c each. Except you need to buy 1200 of them. Probably worth it since they seem to go for $20 a piece on Amazon.
This would be a great buy for someone who’s on the road to super-villaindom.
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Live-scorpions-for-sale_50004153172.html
Holy shit, they also have spiders.
Oh for the love of FSM. Do not tell any college fraternities with a penchant for pranks about that.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over how badly I’m squicking out.
Cattle for sale. The pic totally makes it.
http://m.alibaba.com/product/50015411870/Boer-Goats-Holstein-heifers-Cows-Camels.html
#NOT LIKE NOT LIKE
Curiously, the scorpions are… dried???
Specifications
selling live scorpions, the kind found in nature. Be packed carefully
Scorpions dry cleaned and dried using the manual method, not the use of chemical preservatives
Dried scorpions to type, live weight when 60 to 100 units / kg
Scorpions in length from 11 to 14 cm
Dried scorpions Price: 5 - 29 USD
aaaaaand they are sold by http://GoNaFood.com
Their webmaster totally sucks:
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You mean I don’t have to go to Amazon to get my barrel of lube anymore?
##Ox Gallstone,cow Gallstone,Niu-Huang,
#??!?!?!
Specifications
We are the buyer and seller of Ox Gallstone in the whole Africa
please contact us for more information
#my gogogogogog
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/my-gogogogogog_60070513822.html
From one of my favorite suppliers.
Or your whiteners.
Comcast branded Kidney Shaped Stress Ball
http://m.alibaba.com/product/765994415/Kidney-Shape-Stress-Ball.html
Available in Min.Order Quantity: 1 Twenty-Foot Container
Herbal laxative, minimum order is 200,000 boxes.
Golly, there are sure some great gift ideas on this site.
Holy schnikes that is awesome. Only needs a few flame throwers and bladed wheels.