What's the weirdest thing you can find on AliBaba?

Well, if those scorpions aren’t actually alive (as specified in their ad!), then forget it. I mean, what the hell am I gonna do with dried scorpions? I hereby rescind my order.

4 Likes

Why do they have a picture of a woman sitting in the testicle massager chair?

9 Likes

Ah, so that’s where the spider rain came from.

2 Likes

thxs for including the image.
That was my question too.

5 Likes

I’m not convinced that accurate descriptions is really a thing on Alibaba.

7 Likes

#Best Life

3 Likes

You mean that you haven’t redesigned the flag of your local american football team?

4 Likes

Where does it say that they are a woman?

3 Likes

I’m guessing it’s for “Traditional Chinese Medicine” uses.

2 Likes

Maybe she’s supposed to be transgender?

1 Like

Charge your e-cigarette, or, you know, other things…

6 Likes

Y’know, bad on me for assuming!

2 Likes

Ouchie.

1 Like

http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/The-leading-manufacturer-of-urea-synthesizer_794165209.html?s=p

#Weight: Maximum 600tons

What this is, I don’t really know. The search was for “synthesizers” and the title of the page is The leading manufacturer of urea synthesizer but… well, who knows.

4 Likes

Wow, there are a lot of sexual devices on AliBaba. Couldn’t stay on there on my work computer.

5 Likes

I think I posted a bunch in the fleshlight thread, but have not revisted on my work computer to check.

2 Likes

If I’m ever in the market for a metric ton of pleasure I know where to go now.

10 Likes

#DY-6 Tiger stone Type paver laying machine

I would like to customize “DY-6 Tiger stone Type paver laying machine” with the following specifications:

After-sales Service Provided: Overseas service center available
Gross weight: 3750kgs
Main market: United States/Russia/Austrilia
Maximum speed: 4m/Mintue
Daily capacity: 500-700m2/8hrs
Minmum speed: 0.3m/mintues
Paving width: 2-5.7m
Voltage: as per local condition
Power: 3KW
Oversize: 6000x1700x1750mm
Labor required: 6 person

4 Likes

How many seconds in a ‘mintue’?

2 Likes

Well, a regular tue is 24 * 60 * 60 seconds, or 86400 (600 gross seconds or 50 great-gross seconds).

∴ mintue < 50 great-gross seconds

Likewise, minwed, minthur, minfri, &c.

4 Likes