What's the weirdest thing you can find on AliBaba?

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:-/
Is there something unique about used shoes from the Netherlands?
Or something special about Netherlanders’ feet?
Now I want to see what other “used” stuff is available.
Or maybe not.

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With or without severed feet?

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I was wondering about the 20 foot container.

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I don’t want to see the shipping charges for that one.

And they can produce 6 per year? What, are they converting to solar?

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Glad they finally get around to stating what it’s used for.

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I don’t know if I have enough screams to justify buying that container to store them.

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There are really a lot of suppliers of USB drives and human hair…

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Order goats by the Gallon. 15 Acre minimum…

(In all fairness gallon seems to be a pretty loosely defined term on Alibaba.)

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That’s an excellent mix of measurements. How many gallons to the acre?

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A USB-acre, or a human-hair acre?

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I was thinking maybe acre-feet? (Assuming we’re still working with liquid goats. Units should stay consistent unless they go through some sort of phase change.)

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This is where my brain goes all asplodey.

I have to say, though, if Alibaba had existed back when i was in my early 20s, I’d have been making some extra-fucked-up art pieces.

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Dear sir, Thanks for ur e mail. we are one of the leading agri-horti companies in india with more than 75 years services having our offices in dubai, singpaore, hongkong and malaysia. we have recently established our cattle exports division we can supply live cattle such as sheep, cow, buffalo etc… plz let us know your requirements

PEACE OUT, BRO.

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Just look at this again:

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JEEEEEEBUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!
Ok, Ok, I’ll buy the damn containers!

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Okay Alibaba. Now you’re creeping me the hell out.

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