Yep, “racist” as a search term delivered.
Sometimes those squirrels get tense.
You don’t massage your squirrels?
How else do you milk them?
@themanagement new slogan for the Weekend of Wonder: How do you milk your squirrel.
My work is done.
b-but, are the squirrels racist?
The grey ones are.
And they are just plain bad people. And by people I mean squirrels.
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I am not a squirrel person, and do not under any circumstance try to milk me.
Only if you whistle.
you know how to whistle, don’t you?
Wait a sec. Responsible American Citizen Independent Sovereign Taxpayer?. I thought the whole point of declaring oneself a Sovereign Citizen was to get out of paying taxes.
Isn’t it a beautiful mug?
What could I do with 100,000 racist doll-babies? PER MONTHS.
AliBaba confirmed for Library of Babel
Fill a missile silo?
Station a catapult across the street from a Planned Parenthood and fire 'em at protestors?
Crash a truckload of 'em into a truckload of ketchup?
I could do this all night.
Just having watched Ted last night (neutered for FX-on-demand), this is a bit extra creepy.