What's the weirdest thing you can find on AliBaba?

Yep, “racist” as a search term delivered.

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What the i dont even.

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Sometimes those squirrels get tense.

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You don’t massage your squirrels?

How else do you milk them?

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@themanagement new slogan for the Weekend of Wonder: How do you milk your squirrel.

My work is done.

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b-but, are the squirrels racist?

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The grey ones are.

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And they are just plain bad people. And by people I mean squirrels.

I am not a squirrel person, and do not under any circumstance try to milk me.

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Only if you whistle.

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you know how to whistle, don’t you?

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Wait a sec. Responsible American Citizen Independent Sovereign Taxpayer?. I thought the whole point of declaring oneself a Sovereign Citizen was to get out of paying taxes.

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You’re totally downloading six things at once in your phone, aren’t you?

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Isn’t it a beautiful mug?

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What could I do with 100,000 racist doll-babies? PER MONTHS.

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AliBaba confirmed for Library of Babel

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Fill a missile silo?
Station a catapult across the street from a Planned Parenthood and fire 'em at protestors?
Crash a truckload of 'em into a truckload of ketchup?

I could do this all night.

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Just having watched Ted last night (neutered for FX-on-demand), this is a bit extra creepy.

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