I read your reply and now water is coming out of my eyes. Thanks, AliBaba.
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You could stuff your racist doll-babies into the empty bear skins!
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This is where the party ends
I canāt stand here listening to you
And your racist doll-baby
I know politics bore you
But I feel like a hypocrite talking to you
And your racist doll-baby
It was the loveliest party that Iāve ever attended
If anything was broken Iām sure it could be mended
My head canāt tolerate this bobbing and pretending
Listen to some baby-head and the madness that itās saying
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I cannot afford to buy any racist doll-babies because I earn
Minimum WAAAAGE
hhh-YAHH!
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Finally, something that I donāt have to buy in bulkā¦
Although, Phelps is probably a bit more weirdā¦
Celebrity Silicone Wax Figure Sports Star Figure Phelps - Buy Wax Figure,Waxwork,Statue Product on Alibaba.com
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So, these exist.
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You can buy a whole fucking roller coaster!
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Holy crap! I live on five acres of land, I wonder if that is enough for installation? Of course, I bet there are county regulations about itā¦
And itās a million or two, so itās not like I can afford thatā¦
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We should start a BB pool for it.
The Boingboingland amusement park wonāt be any good without at least a 4 loop rollercoaster.
I mean, yeah, the āEverything has DRMā exhibit will be pretty cool, and Iām looking forward to the wax animatronic Donald Trump vs Abraham Lincoln hourly show, but cāmonā¦ roller coaster!
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Iām pretty sure that this is not a recommended use of IPL. I donāt think that machine would be powerful enough anyway.
I know that theyāre actually talking about pre-operative hair removal for trans women. Itās still a funny bad translation.
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If anyone needs to figure out the Baptists using a lizard, I found just the thing:
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Lizard-Dissection-of-the-Baptist-system_289705751.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.uAqqfa&s=p
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I wasnāt able to find the big dinosaur at Aliexpress (where you can actually and easily buy stuff), but I did find this:
They also have some resin Tyrannosaurus skulls, but none were life size, which is what I need for my office.
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Thereās a ton of really weird shit in this thread, but you just won it in my book.
So gross.
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That was me, with allergies, last week.
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Okay, off to find more rides for boingland. (Pronounced boyn-gland)
https://m.alibaba.com/product/60475538469/Professional-Manufacturer-of-Huge-112m-Ferris.html?s=p
Ferris wheel
Water slide
https://m.alibaba.com/product/2017596670/Big-fiberglass-water-slide-for-sale.html?s=p
$220/meter.
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