What's the weirdest thing you can find on AliBaba?

[anon37332521]

[anon37332521]

More Delicious, No Stress, Tasteless…

[anon37332521]

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[1]: http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Strange-cheap-Condom_321860843.html

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@OtherMichael

Mermaid Tail: Flair Tail

I see your mermaid flair tail and i raise you MERMAID ZENTAI

don’t ask me how you breath in that outfit…i don’t know. mine hasn’t arrived yet

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50,000,000 strange cheap condoms…PER MONTH. i…don’t…even…

[LDoBe]

Remember, it’s China. They have a one child per family policy. They need to be good at making condoms and contraceptives, they have like almost half a billion people to keep from getting pregnant more than once, so it stands to reason they’ve perfected the manufacturing process.

[jsroberts]

@daneel

A ton of bananas (for looking at?)

[noahdjango]

fuckin’ saved

[anon29631895]

OT: Not weird, but incredibly AWESOME!

BISINI Garfield Cat Shape Multifunctional Sofa Chair, Top Grade Fabric Folding Living Room Chair (BF01-X1116), View fancy Garfield cat living room chairs

[LDoBe]

Suddenly I’m reminded how much I hate Mondays…

[anon29631895]

I might have went for one of these in my younger days… (i.e. before the wife got veto power)

[anon29631895]

Bollocks seem like they should have a Comcast branding…

20 Tons/month of Rocky Mtn Oysters.
Beef Testicles - Buy Beef Testicles Product on Alibaba.com

[gregmcph]

“Strange”. Alibaba does a bit of that spamming of keywords that happens in eBay too.

I in North Korea, and Islamic State as Search items, and got back similar results. People looking for agents to sell their stuff there. ISIS likes RC cars it seems.

[daneel]

I’m supposed to be searching for animated gifs here, right?

[anon63496581]

Aw, I want animated gif lights! I wonder if I can get this gif loaded into them:

[jerwin]

[anon63496581]

So the whistle calls racists to you, or the actual whistle is racist?

[OtherMichael]

OMG HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK SUCH A THING!

[jerwin]

Let’s think about it for a second. A “racist dog whistle” is a utterance used by persons who wish to consort with other racists, without alerting the larger community that those persons do wish to consort with racists, and are probably racist themselves.

SO…

[noahdjango]

it’s a whistle for racist dogs.