What's the *worst* movie you've ever seen?

What the hell did I just watch!?

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I honestly do not know. All I can say is booze helps A LOT!

I swear to god that rat starts out alive and ends up dead.

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Would you believe that was a for real honest to goodness kids show?

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I have not, but I’m gonna.

Man, am I ever glad I started this thread. Didn’t realize it was so overdue!

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Wow. “Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!”

Now, that answers a 34-year-old mystery for me.

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If you’re interested in Cohen, I also highly recommend his directorial debut, Bone, starring Yaphet Kotto. It’s one of his few non-genre pics, unless Joe Orton-esque qualifies as a genre.

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That is a bizarre mixture of genres. I miss the golden age of trucker songs.

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You will probably have to get your brother to ask Joe Dante for a copy.
There are copyright issues with it and I don’t know what the availability of it is like. The screening I saw was free but the beer and popcorn wasn’t.
Also you don’t drink… you really sure you want to see this sober?

Killer bunnies and Nimoy in a rare non-Spock non-announcer role!

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Meet the Feebles is a good entry to this thread.

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WAT?!?

That’s the Citizen Kane of full-body puppet movies!

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This is probably the right thread to mention that the only reason anyone watched the movie “Convoy” was for the song at the end:

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Untrue! That song’s at the head of the movie, too. And interspersed within.

I watched the shit outta that movie, when my family first got HBO in 1979.

That song needs to be covered by somebody who knows better than to use that Up With People disco choir for the chorus. The verses, on the other hand, are untouchable.

To be fair this music video really gives you everything you need from this movie.

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Been meaning to mention, FWIW, that I am made remarkably proud and happy by those not-infrequent occasions when your taste overlaps with mine.

You’re the knees o’ the bees, IEK.

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It’s not the 3D viewing experience that bums me out, it’s that the 3D experience costs, at least, a 50% ticket markup without a corresponding increase in enjoyment. Avatar’s 3D visual feast was really more of a turkey club on second viewing, and maybe a saltine beyond that–what I’ve seen doesn’t justify the extra cost.

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No argument whatsoever. Agreed.

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Wow again. I just found out that in about three weeks, Kris Kristofferson will be eighty years old.

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For best film? Then yes, I agree :wink:

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