That fella is really full of it!
Iāve been accused of not picking up poo by people who donāt understand that female dogs squat to pee.
By the time they find it, it will be fertilizing the grass.
ā¦Still better than anything on reality TV, though.
Yup i get that as well. These are the same people that when I tell them I keep chickens canāt understand why hens donāt need a cock to lay eggs.
Forward this video to anyone who claims that law enforcement can be trusted with limitless surveillance capabilitiesā¦
If these people are so concerned about feces, why isnāt the āenforcement officerā scooping up all the rabbit and pigeon poo in the park?
She should be glad she wasnāt in the US. She would have been tased repeatedly and sent to prison for obstruction and resisting arrest (assuming she wasnāt just shot in the back).
If you canāt find the shit, you must acquit.
To be fair, rabbit and pigeon poo is MUCH smaller than dog poo.
Edit: goose shit, on the other hand, is a fucking NIGHTMARE.
Monty Python could not have done betterā¦are you sure this isnāt just another episode as yet unaired. OMG a poo patrol
ānon-compliance of femaleā I think this utterance is probably telling, and can provide some insight into the psychology of the individual involved.
I have been accused of animal abuse for owning a lurcher. Apparently, it was āstarvingā. No, itās a fucking lurcher. Theyāre made like that. Their ribs stick out, and they will steal and eat anything. Fortunately, it was a member of the public, not a plastic plod (it was also in the halcyon, pre-Blunkett days, so they hadnāt been invented yet), so I just told him very loudly, and extremely close to his nose to fuck off. Didnāt stop the daft bugger coming back and plopping two pounds of steak down in front of a very appreciative lurcher, who was not helping with itās sad-eyed gratitude routine. Damn dog spent the next two days laying on itās back farting and complaining about itās belly. Por-tip: donāt get a lurcher, theyāre jerks.
Geese are a fucking nightmareā¦
Everybody was so polite! Letās all see if we can find an equivalent interaction on American soil.
Viz Comicās bottom Inspectors strip turns out to have been weirdly accurateā¦
if you want to see an a**hole, give someone a small amount of authority over others.
I guess Charles Stross wasnāt too far off with the dog poo enforcement drones in Rule 34.
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