White Culture

And which of the two sizes it was…

Too big, or too small?

(old joke, sorry)

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Chocolate chip cookies. I got the freckles.

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Looking out over the crowd of bald men was like overseeing an army of hard-boiled eggs, shelled and ready for the picnic.

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Boiled chicken.

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With no seasoning.

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Some white people do seem to get upset if you call one of them a gammon, but that only proves your point

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Bruce Lee Racism GIF

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Cookie-free version

I see that story illustrates two forms of white culture in one:

I, as a white person, am a rightful decider on what is and isn’t racism. And, I have black friends – and they agree with me!

She claims the shop owner told her he had plenty of black customers who didn’t have a problem with the fabric and there was only a couple of black people who “totally lost their minds” at it.

Probably a third example too – black people who point out racism are irrational people who “totally lose their minds.”

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Yup, don’t forget that last part, it’s the defense of last resort.

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The problem is we do not know the nice ones from the bad natives…so we just have to say no to them!!"

We only want the nice, submissive ones who know their places.

Ew I Cant GIF by Trevi Moran

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They should have their business license and corp registration revoked.

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Kenan Thompson Reaction GIF

ETA: Honestly, not sure whether brave or foolhardy. That could have gone so wrong. I suppose having the cameraman and saying they were with The History Channel is what saved them.

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:thinking:

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Pop quiz:

The officer laughs at the fugitive, does not chase after him or shoot at him.

What color skin does the fugitive have?

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