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Wherein by “potatoes” we mean “marshmallows” and by “raisins” we mean “grapes.”
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A grape is just a raisin that still has a purpose in life. I believe the French call them raisins d’être.
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A close relative of the, oh, how do you call them, je ne sais currants.
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You are seriously going to have to explain it to me. Why? No, really: whhhhyyyyy?
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Well, the heart has its raisins. 
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And @ClutchLinkey, do you guys happen to take language lessons from a randy old witch named Ogg?
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Dried cranberries are objectively better than raisins. I still would not put them in a potato salad.
I have seen them in a chicken salad.
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Dried raisins go into couscous, soaked beforehand, and rice pudding, maybe.
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Or as a mix-in with nuts, etc. with overnight steel cut oats.
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Chile and Japan look out of place on that map of “good immigrant” white supremacist bullshit
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French Guiana sticks out to me?
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It’s part of France. You can make a “local” call from French Guiana to Paris (and a crazy expensive call to Guiana). See also the the blue dot of Réunion off Madagascar. It’s considered the same as mainland France
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Thanks, lots of good ones there (I guess I mean “good”).
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FAFO
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That Tanya inadvertently changed her name to Karen.
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Remember when The Onion was parody? Oh, yes, good times…
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