Who will wear this Star Trek tank top in public?

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/05/26/who-can-pull-off-this-star-tre.html

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With all that ink, can you really call it “white?”

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White on the inside?

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If only it wasn’t tank top. I have body hair… issues.

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I could wear it to work, although I might need to toss a cardigan over it. I’m not sure what the dress code says about sleeves; I was only told it’s “Seattle business casual” which is basically “probably don’t wear yoga pants.”

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I’d say the king of Thailand, but it looks too long.

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If you go anywhere at all in this shirt, without a doubt you boldly go.

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Tank tops are an inherently douchey form of shirt, so no, but solely for that reason. A regular T, maybe

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Who will wear this Star Trek tank top in public?

You buyin?

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Ok - then who will wear Jean Luc’s silver speedo in public?

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His, or just ones like his?

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As if every place wasn’t “in public”! Surveillance culture is the New Exhibitionism. I am typing this from a billboard in Times Square.

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With that tank you don’t need a horga’hn!

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My barber tells me if I’d wear a tank top into the shop, he’ll deal with that.

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I was the 23rd man to say “I’m Spartacus”.

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Your body hair will not be what they notice.

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Who will wear this Star Trek tank top in public?

Twice in the last few weeks I saw this one guy not far from our house, wearing a Star Trek Next Generation uniform. Just walking down the street.

Someone WILL wear the tank top in public.

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