Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/17/o-captain-my-capn.html
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Available only for the vertically under-priviledged, it seems. 
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Make it so number one.
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Hey Simon! In these photos, our models are 5’9" and 5’10". You can always email us to request specific measurements, like sleeve length, if you’re interested but have fit questions. Happy to help! Info@volantedesign.us
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[Makes note to search again for a Picard ST:TNG jacket without the odd shiny material on top] 
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Make it! Sew!
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If this thing showed up at some off-price retailer, a shopper could mistake the angled seam across the chest as a manufacturing hiccup.
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It isn’t a Picard sweater unless it rides up on a regular basis.
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Agreed, I assume you buy it short and the constant tugging on the bottom will make it an extra long in no time.
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No needling on this thread!
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Very cool, but I’m afraid we don’t use money in the future, especially at those prices.
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It’s only available in… red. Red? Ok bordeaux but, well… not “science blue” or (admittedly, am not a fan of:) “command gold”?
Red.
It can be problematic.
Whole book has been written on this issue:
https://www.amazon.com/Redshirts-Novel-Three-John-Scalzi/dp/0765334798/
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Yes, is it capable of performing the Picard Maneuver at high warp and woof?
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So… a red sweater?
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That’s making me extremely uncomfortable.
Picard, we need you!
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there’s nothing like an embarrassment round a sweaty moment…LOL
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It’s been command red since the start of TNG, to try and stop the redshirt trope.
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