Why do men have nipples?

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they have them because they are fun to pinch during sex, duh.

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I want to know who gave my nipple hairs structure resembling bio-curb feelers.

I mean … wtf genetics ?

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Surprised nobody’s posted these yet

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And that males are just mutated females to begin with.

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Bingo.

Alternate description: “Evolution doesn’t have a good mechanism to refactor code, or clearly delineate subroutines. It’s spaghetti and copypasta all the way down.”

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If you didn’t want anyone to look, then why did you wear that?

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hmm, I always did think Uncle Sam dressed a little bit flashy but never considered any gender implications.

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Men were designed by the fine folks at Toscana Design, we should be thankful the nipples aren’t on the butt and that there’s only two of them.

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As my friend Stefan used to say, “A dirty mind is like a never ending party.”

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Does this imply that Uncle Sam is secretly Wonder Woman?

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“Why do men have nipples?”

[ insert “intelligent design” joke here ]

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Gifs like these convince me that I could never be a lip reader.

I have even seen the movie these gifs were from, I can hear the lines in my head, but the lips barely seem to match up with what they are saying.

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For the first six weeks that we’re in the womb, we exist in a gender neutral state, regardless of the chromosomes we carry.

should be “sex” and not “gender”
I know that usage is technically passable, but it’s becoming less so all the time. I’m sad that that a sex and psychology doctor would get this wrong.

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