Originally published at: Why is Tom Cruise always running? | Boing Boing
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See Tom run.
Run, Tom, run!
Maybe if he stops, he’ll explode?
Thetans are a hell of a drug.
They even made a documentary…
When you can’t act, run.
Why did Tom run across the road?
To get to the other Side-ntolegy.
This joke was brought to you, in part, by cold medicine.
Was the video “chippy” for anyone else? Like little clicks and breaks?
Anyway, when I see Cruise run, he reminds me of Ron Cey.
Trying to escape his own inevitable mortality?
It’s not so much running as scurrying, cute little guy that he is.
Scampering, even…
And he still does his own stunts!
Amazing!!
I laughed more at the “this joke was brought to you by” message than the actual joke. I hope the cold medicine does it’s thing and has you feeling better soon!
Is there a taxman behind him?
Something isn’t right. The wheel should be turning clockwise, but flings it out counter-clockwise.