For those unfamiliar with the old joke, it’s basically this:
A man’s home starts to flood. Before the water gets too high, his neighbor offers to get him out of there in his truck. The man says that he has faith that God will save him. So the neighbor leaves. The water level gets up to his second level of his home, and another neighbor arrives on a motorboat. He offers to save the man, but the man responds, saying that he has faith that God will save him, so the other neighbor leaves. Then the water gets up to his roof, and while he’s standing on his roof, another neighbor comes by in a helicopter. He drops a ladder, but the man declines saying that he has faith that God will save him. So the third neighbor flies away. Finally, the water comes over the roof. The man is forced to swim, and soon he tires, sinks in the water and drowns. In heaven, he sees God and asks why he didn’t save him. God says “I sent you a truck, a boat, and a freaking helicopter. What more did you want?”
