Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/20/woman-burning-love-letters-set.html
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Me next.
Love doesn’t live here anymore.
Better have EMS teams ready for the break-up sex.
They did this on Friends:
The local burning man event nearest her is called Resonance. Shed have been better served taking her letters there for safe, cathartic disposal.
Nebraska? But that’s nowhere near Florida!
Sweet lord, it’s spreading.
Thant depends if you are laid back about this:
Or if you are in more of a crazy mood:
A complete life cleanse. Gwyneth would be proud.
Pro tip: inherently fire safe love letters.
If she’d let it go longer, she’d also get Marie Kondo’s seal of approval. After that it’s a rocket ride to YouTube stardom and a book deal.
$4,000 damage? Hold my beer…
She set an indoor fire and fell asleep during it?
Is there even a possibility that “alcohol may have been involved”?
But did she burn down the malt shop where they used to go?
Can I have a sip of your beer while you are testifying?
Surely this is the most appropriate soundtrack: