well you know, when I’m buying a used freezer I wonder ‘is there a body inside here’ if I think there might be I definitely don’t ask to look before I buy it, because then I might be joining it, and if I think there isn’t I don’t ask to look before I buy it because maybe they’re just itching to push their first body in.
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Fish and house guests.
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One man’s meat is another man’s person.
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pfft, seen it. Jack Black offs Shirley MacLaine & sticks her in a freezer. Man I hate summer reruns.
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The mom was such a nice woman. A little tough at times, but she made casseroles for the whole neighborhood.
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Mom seemed quite tender to me.
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Um…where was the rest of the mother?
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Good question! They say “parts” and they don’t explain.
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In the words of M. Gustave:
“I’ve had older. When you’re young, it’s all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.”
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What do you want? She only paid $30. It’s almost impossible to find a complete corpse for that, even on Craigslist.
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If I was the seller, my defence would definitely be about my mother not being in the freezer when I sold it.
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Both the buyer and the seller missed a good business opportunity.
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And that’s why a used freezer is like a box of chocolates.
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Better than a foot in a smoker.
the sad thing is the lady could totally have sold that freezer as never used if it wasn’t for her dead mother. Parents ruin everything.
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It was the unkindest cut of all. To freezer or not to freezer, that is the question.
Did it come with a nice chianti?
I burst out laughing when my dad told me last night he was selling a freezer and he had no idea why.
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