Woman finds two fluorescent green bulldogs in her kitchen

[hotdogprincess]

Doggos sticking it to the man is a time honoured YouTube genre, this is the first series I’ve seen in the genre where the dogs show no remorse when being reprimanded and could not gaf.

[RedFury]

This is illegal in Boulder, and a neighbor would swiftly report her to the police.

Plea deal in Pink Poodle case

Boulder is proof that not all fascist governments come from the right wing.

[RedFury]

@MaiqTheLiar

But speak Madarin(?)

How does one say ‘blah blah blah’ in Mandarin?

[chgoliz]

blah blah SHENGJIANG blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah SHENGJIANG blah blah blah blah blah

[j9c]

@MaiqTheLiar

How could anyone get mad at a Frenchie?

Paris green

So… close…
Hopefully this canine’s fashion statement is arsenic-free.

[Nightflyer]

According to the article I read, the doggos found some food coloring and rolled in it, so the pigment should be non-toxic. Possibly sticky, but non-toxic.

[j9c]

Thank you.

I should have added a /snark tag.

I am pretty sure most sensible countries have outlawed the making of arsenic-based paints.

There are or were several “arsenic green” paints (one German, one French) and that particular color is just such an odd intense green.

Green pigment - The most poisonous date - game of paint

An Update on Arsenic Green: When the World was Dying for Color

It’s strange to me, that “green” is the one pigment that was so poisonous for years before people figured out arsenic is actually really toxic.

[KatjaKat]

According to the video description she’s Thai so I don’t think she’s speaking Mandarin. And it sounds like Thai to my fairly untrained ear. But yes she seems more amused than angry. Who wouldn’t be

[LDoBe]

Along the same toxic green lines, uranium green is absolutely gorgeous. A buddy of mine used to have a collection of uranium green glass. It’s such a delicate shade.

[chgoliz]

I have something similar from my grandparents’ home. O_o

[Flossaluzitarin]

Not sure if delicate describes something that happens inexorably over time, but looking forward to the inevitable delicately removed cesium or 70P glass or whatever it turns.
Piningly less delicate if actual uranium glass WaringWare with green Frenchie-colored goop from when the Skeuomorphic Frenchie Aliens tried and failed to imitate it.

[RedFury]

@LDoBe

uranium green is absolutely gorgeous.

I have a set of lunch plates the color of anti-freeze. I had to ask a mineralogist* what would happen if i stuck one in the microwave. The verdict? Nothing, really. phew.

*Luckily, I live in Colorado, so if you want to find a mineralogist, just throw a rock and hit one in the head.

Edit for someone else’s Etsy pictures: Uranium glass lunch plates

[chgoliz]

Since we’re posting photos, here is what I was talking about:

[GulliverFoyle]

…a dish best served…sub-critical.