Woman so deep in prayer that she drove right into a house

Well, is she asking for thoughts and prayers now?

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When the song said ‘Jesus take the wheel’ they were being metaphorical.

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false profits

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They see me rollin, they hatin…

Didn’t Camus die in a one car accident?

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See, that’s what happens when Jesus is your copilot. Only thing he knows how to drive is a donkey.

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Also Hondas!

John 12:49: For I do not speak of my own Accord…

:sunglasses:

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To be fair to Jesus, he’s only a co-pilot, not an auto-pilot.

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The only time I pray in the car is when something disagrees with my system and I pray I make it home before shitting myself.

“Please God, just give me 5 more minutes. I just need 5!”

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He considers prayer to be a form of whining. That’s why it doesn’t work.

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Why, so he did. I was not aware of that.

I haven’t read any of his stuff directly, but Existential Comics is my new favorite thing lately.

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Looks like this guy’s getaway vehicle.

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World would be a different place if that house didn’t get in the way.

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