Motorist "let God take the wheel" resulting in high-speed crash

Originally published at: Motorist "let God take the wheel" resulting in high-speed crash | Boing Boing

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In Beachwood, Ohio, a 31-year-old woman accompanied by her 11-year-old daughter was driving at 100mph when she decided to “let go and let God take the wheel,”

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In which US state did their Christian god sit for a driver’s license?

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Unfortunately she let the Devil take control of the accelerator pedal.

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I boldly assert that this was not a good decision.

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The Blessed Sister of Acceleration was not having it, that time.

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Mother. But, yeah.

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Somebody just watched Fight Club

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I guess James said “…faith without works is dead…” But this sure AF didn’t work, so…

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God, not having a driving licence, did the responsible thing and refused.

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I’m guessing that God wasn’t an authorized operator on her insurance. That’s going to sting.

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Her known associate, God, is still at large. It’s possible she’s lying about knowing him, as most cars with heavily religious sentiments can be found driving 50 in a 65mph highway, in the left lane.

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The woman told police that she intentionally drove at that high rate of speed and through the red light to “test her faith with God,” according to the report.

God responded by saying “I don’t know her.”

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Read in my brain as Daffy Duck…

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“My dad is busy and I really shouldn’t be driving, but OK, I’ll give it a go.”

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Christ('s dad), what an arsehole!

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This is really sad and messed up.

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I mean… They didn’t even HAVE cars when Jesus was actually on earth… do they think riding an ass into Jerusalem prepares you for going 100mph down an American freeway? No sir, it does not.

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