Or just use syrup or something similar instead.
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Colour me not surprised- unfortunately. BPS have turned into a bunch of civil rights squashing thugs since re-org and powers expansion during Dubās second term.
Further, in this proximity to maricopa county, where LEO & Gestapo are aptly compatible if youāre non-white or non-citizen.
Our borders are a mess for non-citizens (Iām personally afraid to cross them after my last run-in with BPS) and it was only a matter of time until they crossed the same lines with a citizen - who can actually do something about it. Most of their victims canāt.
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But just imagine the harm it would do to 'merica if she actually had drugsā¦
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$575? X ray should be like 100 bucks, and you can easily get fucked in both holes for under $100. Should be a $200 bill tops.
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Please send me a video recording of you examining that one guys vaginaā¦ i like magic shows.
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I think you mean:
W.T.F.U.S.A.
A chant that will become very popular over the next few months.
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Thats how you get ants! In the best way.
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Was this Maricopa County? Iām sure the agents made their quarterly dehumanization bonus with that one act.
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Buck Angel aināt no magician.
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She got off easy. He had to pay 1.6 million.
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The cartels are ahead of you on that one.
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Also, tar and feathers are not free, so we will have to give them an invoice after we run them out of town on a rail.
Also, there is a ride-the-rail fee.
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I did say it was for the humiliation factor. Glue exists. It doesnāt have to be pinetar or bitumen or anything like that.
Dump a vat of wood glue on them then toss them in a factory farm chicken coop. Let them deal with having to figure out how to get that shit off.
Yet another situation that simply would not exist if drugs were legalized.
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It isnāt. There are probably others, but Iām too upset to search for them.
According to the article, this happened at Holy FUCKING Cross Hospital. Where abortions are probably not allowed. But apparently forced anal and vaginal searches are OK.
As Iāve said before, as someone who has distal Crohnās disease, if this happened to me, I would permanently damage my throat from my screaming. I would probably be tasered and shot dead after being told to stop.
Edit: Iām still angry.
Second edit: Yep, still angry.
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Although I suppose racist psychopathic officials would find other means to assert their penises power.
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I mean, technically, most of us are also immigrants, just of less-recent vintage. So yeah.[quote=āKXKVI, post:35, topic:79934ā]
As Iāve said before, as someone who has distal Crohnās disease, if this happened to me, I would permanently damage my throat from my screaming. I would probably be tasered and shot dead after being told to stop.
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Iāve got one of those double vaginas (TMI I know); theyād probably arrest me for being a mutant or something. Clearly I must have the second one for smuggling!
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Oh my god thatās so terrifying youāre right.
I was trying to make the point that all those roads of violent behavior really lead to the same placeā¦ picking a super bizarro obviously sensational ideaā¦ but yeah Juarez already made that point for me.
They have a tourism board. Wanna see some fāed up Orwellian stuff? Read about how the tourism board does stuff. Itāsā¦ a really perspective twisting thing to read an interview with an angry guy invested in bringing people back to a lovely border town which has so much less human trafficking and sexual slavery and decapitation that itās just obviously a fine place now. Less. Itās a matter of perspective I guess.
Aaaaigh!!!
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Seriously though, they sent her the friggin bill?!
Insult to injury.
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That was always part of the punishment. It wonāt pour otherwise.
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