Woman who divorced ghost warns against dabbling in spirituality

[jlw]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/12/12/woman-who-married-and-divorced.html

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[Brainspore]

@jlw

Nearly 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Similarly, the Teague/dead pirate union did not last.

In retrospect including “till death do us part” in the vows was a sign the union was doomed to failure.

[Papasan]

[anon59592690]

[redesigned]

he kept trying to give her creepy pottery lessons…

[nanopet]

I want to hear Jack’s side of the story

[Jamie_Simon]

I need a link to the filing… I wanna know WHY she divorced him/it!

I’m hoping infidelity is involved.

[Brainspore]

I think that old movie The Ghost and Mrs. Muir created unrealistic expectations for people pursuing romantic relationships with dead sea captains.

[HMSGoose]

“She tried to sue for alimony, but she couldn’t get him to show up for court!”

[jlw]

I absolutely loved that show.

[Yri]

Word is, he ghosted her.

Sorry, had to say it…

[anon48584343]

“He’s dead to me now.”

[Mark_Sniadecki]

Apparently she caught him with a hooker.

[Mark_Sniadecki]

He claimed he wanted to have a Polly-amorous relationship.

[anon48584343]

Arrrrgh! I sea what ye did there.

I heard he was burying his treasure somewhere else.

[kobrakai]

This sounds like a Tina Belcher short story

[FGD135]

[larrycovey]

So, if he cheats on you with another ghost is that better or worse than if he cheats on you with a mortal woman?

[anon59592690]

It’s the same thing in spirit.

[generic_name]

The alimony must be Hell.