We’ve all been haunted by old relationships.
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It was a dead end relationship.
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Speaking of getting hitched to a ghost:
Are we hearing about these barmy people now simply because the internet has made back page news just as discoverable as front page news, or is having intimate relationships with ghosts a new thing?
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is marrying a spectre really still in the realm of “dabbling” ?
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If there is an afterlife, for the deceased, is there a way to get a restraining order against the living?
Perhaps a legal order to prevent summoning to the prime material plane.
We’re just getting one side of the story here.
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I wonder who her divorce lawyer is.
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It was always there, in the tabloids. It’s just that the distinction between news and sensationalist/gossipy filler has somehow disappeared. Or at least faded.
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i’m guessing he stopped putting the romance in necromance.
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Word is that the relationship faltered due to money. She only wanted to shop at the most expensive bootiques.
Seriously (or not), it must have been quite the communication issue to only be able to talk via Ouija board.
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The ghost was a pirate.
No Lawyers. They went to Arrrrrrbitration.-Image text
From the Venture Brothers: Season 1, Episode 6- Ghosts of the Sargasso.
Image Ghost Pirate Steve found at Fandom.com, final image made at imgflip.com
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That’s the problem with dating a Necromancer, they’re always digging up old relationships.
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they are so cryptic, too many skeletons in their closets if you ask me, and they always have a bone to pick with everyone.
better than dating a ghost though, they are always cutting eye holes in all the sheets.
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Sorry she got suckered into this. One would think he’d be more transparent.
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and with cars
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He was too fond of spirits.
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Is this person an eccentric seeking attention, or should we be concerned for her?
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Wouldn’t she have had to divorce his estate?
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Is there a hook-up site for that kind of thing?
Asking for a friend.
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Dead men tell no tales.
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Gozer the Gozerian… good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Thanks, Ray.
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