Hate El Satan? Why? Is he undocumented?
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I think it’s a Jingle All The Way situation where El Satan is the fake, cheaper version with the voice chips stolen from LatAm stock peddled by fake santas. Remember kids: only get your Satan™ from authorized retailers!
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I saw a Porsche in Sherman Oaks whose plate read “PUDENDA.”
Don’t know what effect they were going for.
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Thank Dog!
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Trust me, we have no shortage of asshats. Christie is simply their chosen avatar.
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From the list of the other license plates;
A license plate saying 4WOMEN sounds like the sort of sleaziness you’d expect from a young rappers debut album.
Not sure about HEATHEN either, it’s a derogatory word.
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Depends. Like witch, it’s also a neopagan reclaiming-type word.
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I’m totally aware of the reclaiming going on. And like the n-word, reclaiming makes the use of it a matter of context.
Not sure a license plate is the context that will make it work.
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I knew a few folks back in the day who could totes rock it. But yeah, YMMV.
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In discussion years ago about personal license plates, I said, “I would never get one.” Companion replied, “Why?” I explained, “Because if you’re running from the police, it makes it easier to find you.” As someone who now attends PTA meetings and goes to suburban neighborhood gatherings, I stand by this. Always.
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Don’t see why not. With a license plate the context is clearly deliberately self-referential rather than directed at others.
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FWIW, one’s vanity license plate seems to operate more as a self-identifier than as an epithet aimed at others.
A plate that read ASSHAT would generally come across as more admission than accusation, IMHO.
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They are afraid she will put hex on them.
Different plate. “HEXONU” 
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Or she’s the 8th Eist. Eism’s a thing, y’know.
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how about 1ll11l1? or 8B8BB88? or O0OO0O0?
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Those are all great if you want to get charged for other people’s tickets 
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A clear reference to Nazi sympathisers; we all know what 88* means. The plate clearly means “Hitler’s Son”.
Still, freedom of speech…if you want to advertise your far-right views in NJ, that’s up to you.
*For the nice people that don’t, H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. So 88 (achtundachtzig) = HH = Heil Hitler.
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Vanity plates have been described as “the middle class equivalent of a tattoo”. But now even the middle classes are getting them, I guess that’s obsolete.
Presumably a sense of humour, since Porsche’s are widely supposed to be dick substitutes for the less well endowed.
…before anybody on either side jumps in, the only reason I don’t have a Porsche is because my wife won’t let me.
But literally “pudenda” means things to be ashamed of (Romans have a lot to answer for). So I guess it would fit a Cayenne, but not an aircooled 911, of which nobody could possibly be ashamed.
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