Woman wins suit against New Jersey to use 8THEIST license plate

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/08/12/woman-wins-suit-against-new-je.html

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What is it about eighty heist that’s offensive? I doubt she really robbed that many stores…

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Maybe it’s a family of 8 theists? :smiley:

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No, it’s “ate- theist.” You don’t want to give a platform to those who eat churchgoers.

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I almost managed to get “FOAD” on a motorcycle by convincing the DMV it meant “Full Of ADrenaline”. Their system got updated with that verboten text string just prior issuance. Bawwww.

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Surprisingly, Google currently brings up less than two dozen hits for “atetheist” at the moment. Seems like the sort of word you’d expect someone or other to have laid claim to by now.

“Octotheist” turns up even fewer hits. Guess there hasn’t been a situation yet where nine gods are just too many, but seven gods just aren’t enough.

ETA: Looks like “Btheist” is pretty popular, at least.

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in new jersey? really?

I would have expected Bama or SC maybe.

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8 is enough!

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She follows the eight-fold path?

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Noooooooo! The quiver is never full! The uterus is God’s cannon that spits righteous Christian babies in the face of Satan!!! Never stop birthing!!!1`#!2!23@!!!

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Don’t worry: License plates about Yahweh’s shirt size are still OK.

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What about:

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I agree they fucked up, but that seems hardly proportionate. I mean, I’m hip to the colander part…

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“Hate’ll satan”?

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I thought an 8-theist was a follower of eight gods?

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Ramen.

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dangit now i want a license plate that says TRANS, or TRANS G or something

to go with this thing maybe

I AM THE BIGGEST TRANS AND I HAVE THE BIGGEST TRANS CAR SO WATCH THE FUCK OUT

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If I had my own vehicle again, my plate would be BAKSLDR.

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“GOD SuX LoGs”?

It’s probably true I guess. He is omnipotent ad omnipresent after all. But it seems a bit … pornographic for a licence plate.

I note the fish on the left. Maybe it’s a request, or a prayer; “hey, god, get down here and suck my log please. Amen.”

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