I think you’re pulling my leg.
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Garrincha didn’t have his short leg pulled, and he won the World Cup with Brazil twice.
That ain’t nothing compared to this: 
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Best use of that was by Stan Laurel in Bohemian Girl.
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Next in line: “Pull my finger!”
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Your feet won’t change, but one of your shoes will.
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What witchery is this?!
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Most people who find themselves short-handed just go to a staffing agency.
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Trump should call this guy up and have him be like the Congressional Chaplain. Might be able to do something about the tiny hands.
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I’ve just remembered I have a 4-year olds nose around here somewhere. Better return that soon.
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Oh, definitely get rid of it… before it starts to smell.
I’ll see myself out.
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I saw the preview image and wondered why someone was holding their hands against each other out of alignment like that. I boggled when I watched the video. I guess that’s what happens when you see something and fully trust the person who’s showing you - you can’t see through even the most obvious trickery.
See, use this same miracle to unbounce this check 
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I’m going to paste this in place of snopes links for relatives who haven’t done their homework when sharing netstuff.
I hereby nominate you for the Boing Boing Dad Joke Badge. You sir have earned it.
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Oh! You just had to go there, hadn’t you?
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I used to be a skeptic, but now that I have seen this absolute proof:
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