Originally published at: "Woody" is a Christmas tree with a giant talking face who spreads terror at a mall in Canada during the holiday season | Boing Boing
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I imagine this is how Thomas the Tank Engine feels on a really bad LSD trip.
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“I… dreamed. I was a train. And I was free to run on the tracks as fast as I could. I… I was free.”
It really wouldn’t hurt anyone to uncolonize the mall name spelling. (Dartmouth, not BB.)
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The original Woody was creepier.
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Should be breathing flames or something.
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I dunno I only heard a few screams of terror in that crowd.
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I have a mouth but cannot scream.
How long before someone hacks it to say, “I hunger for your flesh!”?
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Sooner if we all put some money behind it. Just saying…
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Project G1 is real and this is one of the horrible experiments gone wrong.
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