Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/16/worlds-oldest-leftovers-foun.html
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I think I might go make sure everything’s doing okay at the back of the fridge.
The thumb nails looked a bit like won tons so I immediately went to Israeli leftovers, Chinese Takeout
Big deal! You should see my fridge.
Deer marrow. Is that kosher?
Land Animal
A land animal is kosher if it both a) has split hooves and b) chews its cud . Examples of kosher animals include cows, sheep, goats and deer. Examples of non-kosher animals include pigs, rabbits, squirrels, bears, dogs, cats, camels and horses
So… they gonna eat that?
Give it a quick sniff. It’s probably still good.
“You’re not going to eat that marrow? There are children starving in the next cave who would be happy to have it, and after all the time I spend preparing it!”
My guess was falafel ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Spaghetti with bone marrow balls
A little something to nosh on…
So, 200-420 (heh heh)k millenials were eating marrow toast back then?
Can’t blame them, it is pretty tasty.
(but without refrigeration, even in a cave, one has to wonder how long it would last)
Twinkies?
They’d still be fresh. They don’t just have a shelf life, they have a half life
Y’all are weird. Y’all are so weird you put rockets in your salad.
The discovery is believed to be between 200,000 and 420,000 years old,
I don’t think Kosher had been invented yet…
The leftovers are 33 to 70 times as old as the world
If they weren’t in unlabeled aluminum foil, they weren’t leftovers…