I figured out you can just do an engine search for the title of the article, and find several free aggregate news sites that post the articles from the NYT.
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As it happens I do have an unfinished short story about Santa Claus being deposed and summarily executed Ceacescu style on Dec 26.
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Just as long as it’s consentual.
I’m still conflicted on whether The Ears turn me on or off, though.
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Nothing is free in a capitalist system.
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This is one of those “eats shoots and leaves” situations. The grandparent should have read “What, do you think you’re going to be eating Edith?!”.
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Oh God, don’t give Rob any ideas.
This would be a perfect initiation rite.
[Cue “Doesn’t matter, had sex!” meme.]
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Right.
Like those elves could ever elect a leader without the Strong Handed Whip Of Kringle to show them the way.
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So the elf sex death cult has a branch in Hollis, Queens?
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Yes, really.
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Ginger elves are a known moral outlier.
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OT: Ears? What’s that about?
“Can’t we just have sex and get along?”
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If you don’t like the idea of elfsex, just pretend they are Vulcans going through pon-farr.
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E.T. == Extremely Tumescent
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FYI, I looked into this and whoever told her that is the policy is full of sh$&. If your friend is so inclined, she should ask the small minded bureaucrat to show her where, exactly, in the employee manual that particular policy is. Hint: it isn’t.
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I will run it by her and see what she says. She’s not online right now but i left her a message asking for details
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