Would you swim in the sea of ice needles?

[boingboing]

Originally published at: Would you swim in the sea of ice needles? | Boing Boing

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[anon33176345]

For some reason, perhaps because it is so dark, it doesn’t make me feel cold like some videos do.
No I wouldn’t swim in ice needles, but a nice dip in cold (not freezing) sea is invigorating.

[anon59592690]

Nope. I won’t get in the sea even if it is warm and clear and free of scary critters.

[anon87143080]

You’re in luck, its a lake!

See you there!

[anon59592690]

Pedantry will not get me wet!

[vrplumber]

I will only swim in a water depth that if I stand up, I no longer need to swim.

[anon87143080]

Given your profession I imagine having to swim means something has gone terrible wrong.

[anon59592690]

OR, more billable hours…

[vrplumber]

Yes, if a leak require scuba gear to fix, that toilet may be past repairing.

[anon87143080]

Maybe the ballcock just needs adjustment?

[vrplumber]

[WedgeAntilles]

@vrplumber

I will only swim in a water depth that if I stand up, I no longer need to swim.

Then I recommend avoiding Lake Baikal.

https://www.britannica.com/list/9-of-the-worlds-deepest-lakes

[Purplecat]

Betteridge’s law of headlines is in full effect here.

[Shuck]

I prefer my water less sharp, thank you.

[MononymousSean]

Gah.

If Cenobites opened a beach resort, it would look like this.