Predicted Donald Trump press conference (sometime mid-August):
"Hey, folks. Thanks for coming. Hi, Rudy, good to see you. Golf Tuesday, my place.
"So, you’ve seen the polls. I’ve seen the polls. Not pretty. But I don’t care about polls. My fans don’t like answering poll questions, you know? And no matter what polls say, they’re gonna come out and vote Trump. They always do.
"But here’s the problem. The DNC hate me. The RNC hate me. Paul Ryan, the man denounced me. John McCain, not a nice guy. They’re all working against me, they have the system rigged. And my people have solid evidence – SOLID – that the voting machines are rigged. Russia can hack them, you know. So we’ve run the numbers, my best people are on this, and they say there’s no way I can win this thing. Not with the RNC rigging it all and the machines all junked up. It’s impossible.
"Now, I’m a businessman. I make good deals. I make solid investments. And I’ve gotta tell you, this President thing is turning out to be a bad deal. I’m self-funding this thing, remember? And it’s a bad deal for me to throw my money at an impossible goal.
"So until the RNC will work with me to assure I get treated well, I’m done with pouring cash into this thing. They can put someone else up to run, or nobody, I don’t care. Hillary can run all alone, one party, you know, like they do in Communist countries. She’ll win, and it’ll be a bogus, fake election, just like I knew it would be. And my followers will still be there, doing whatever I want.
“No questions, see you on the golf course.”