“National Buy Our Over-Priced Sub-par Shit Day.”
Corporate Salesforce [while collectively rubbing their hands in evil glee]: “That’ll bring 'em in!”
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Hey, $corporation_name, did you know that today is National Wage Raise Day?
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Every day is International Coffee Day.
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Well, today, October 1st is,
International Racoon Appreciation Day
International Day of Older Persons
National Black Dog Day
National Lace Day
National Homemade Cookies Day
CD Player Day
Pudding Season Begins (who knew there was a season)
Willy Wonka Day
And many many more. I gotta get on Amazon and start buying gifts.
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Yay for homemade cookie day!
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If you tap the pudding trees too early, it ends up watery and bitter. Too late, and it congeals and you get tapioca.
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There was this year. It was the release day for the latest Monkey Island.
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