You Can Look Directly At This Totaled Eclipse

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/08/21/you-can-look-directly-at-this.html

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OMG my. :eye: :eye: 's

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Daaaaadd!!

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Totalled Eclipse of My Heart

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Every now and then I fall apart.

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The car owner: “Mea Nissan Maxima culpa!”

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They had one for the road and one for the guard rail.

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Extra credit for the obscurity of the reference.

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That poor Mitsubishi. Guessing the operator did not have the proper eyewear. Should’ve heeded Roddy Piper’s request to “put on the damn glasses” the first time.

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“…When you gaze long into an eclipse the eclipse also gazes into you.” - Niedrich Frietzsche

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Dark times call for dark humor.

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It feels so strange here right now.
The quality of the light is …disturbing.

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Painful but at least not permanently scaring.

it’ll buff right out.

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Fun(?) facts:

  1. The original Mitsubishi Eclipse was the same car as the Eagle Talon and Plymouth Laser.
  2. The latter inherited its name from the Chrysler Laser, which was a rebadged Dodge Daytona, and was also one of these:
    Lemon-w-Wheels

ETA:

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Here’s to ALL OF THE ABOVE:

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I’d rather look at a wrecked Plymouth Lazer.

(But the Eagle Talons were sharp. Meow!)

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And there’s nothing they can do.