You Can Look Directly At This Totaled Eclipse


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/08/21/you-can-look-directly-at-this.html


#2

OMG my. :eye: :eye: 's


#3

Daaaaadd!!


#4

Totalled Eclipse of My Heart


#5

Every now and then I fall apart.


#6

The car owner: “Mea Nissan Maxima culpa!”


#7

They had one for the road and one for the guard rail.


#8

Extra credit for the obscurity of the reference.


#9

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#10

That poor Mitsubishi. Guessing the operator did not have the proper eyewear. Should’ve heeded Roddy Piper’s request to “put on the damn glasses” the first time.


#11

“…When you gaze long into an eclipse the eclipse also gazes into you.” - Niedrich Frietzsche


#12

Dark times call for dark humor.


#13

It feels so strange here right now.
The quality of the light is …disturbing.


#14

Painful but at least not permanently scaring.


#15

it’ll buff right out.


#16

Fun(?) facts:

  1. The original Mitsubishi Eclipse was the same car as the Eagle Talon and Plymouth Laser.
  2. The latter inherited its name from the Chrysler Laser, which was a rebadged Dodge Daytona, and was also one of these:
    Lemon-w-Wheels

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#17

Here’s to ALL OF THE ABOVE:


#18

#19

I’d rather look at a wrecked Plymouth Lazer.

(But the Eagle Talons were sharp. Meow!)


#20

And there’s nothing they can do.