You Can Look Directly At This Totaled Eclipse

[pesco]

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/08/21/you-can-look-directly-at-this.html

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[anon48584343]

OMG my. 's

[benzbanana]

Daaaaadd!!

[enkidoodler]

Totalled Eclipse of My Heart

[sdmikev]

Every now and then I fall apart.

[hecep]

The car owner: “Mea Nissan Maxima culpa!”

[Papasan]

They had one for the road and one for the guard rail.

[cinquante_sept]

@sdmikev

Every now and then I fall apart.

Extra credit for the obscurity of the reference.

[KathyPartdeux]

[Dragonfly]

That poor Mitsubishi. Guessing the operator did not have the proper eyewear. Should’ve heeded Roddy Piper’s request to “put on the damn glasses” the first time.

[Dragonfly]

“…When you gaze long into an eclipse the eclipse also gazes into you.” - Niedrich Frietzsche

[VoxInSpatium]

Dark times call for dark humor.

[MaiqTheLiar]

It feels so strange here right now.
The quality of the light is …disturbing.

[ninjustin]

Painful but at least not permanently scaring.

[cstatman]

it’ll buff right out.

[Gyrofrog]

Fun(?) facts:

1. The original Mitsubishi Eclipse was the same car as the Eagle Talon and Plymouth Laser.
2. The latter inherited its name from the Chrysler Laser, which was a rebadged Dodge Daytona, and was also one of these:
   

ETA:

[joey_bladb]

Here’s to ALL OF THE ABOVE:

[ludd]

[anon75430791]

I’d rather look at a wrecked Plymouth Lazer.

(But the Eagle Talons were sharp. Meow!)

[GulliverFoyle]

And there’s nothing they can do.