Your In America, an anti-racist Twitter account devoted to Muphry's Law

Snark’s law of the internet: some people just don’t get it.

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Muphry’s Law.

You forget to allow for Einstein’s* Law: any post relating to any scientific law will be incorrect or contain at least one inaccurate attribution.

*Or O’Reilly’s Law. Whatever. Google it.

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I first read it as Your ‘in America’ bot.

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In America, bank robs you.

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No.

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Can you walk down the street feeling your nuts without feeling your nuts?

Muphry’s Law seems to predate Skitt’s Law by 7 years.

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It’s a bot. Mine? Not.

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Is this a timeslip? The last tweet was 2013.

I’ve seen many of these start to smoke:

ETA: Supposed to be a potentiometer (POT for short. Not sure why it’s showing up as a link and not a picture)

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Broken link; can’t see it.

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Showing up as a picture for me.
If it’s smoking you’re putting too much voltage through it.

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I can see it now.

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Yeah, this seems altogether too forgiving to attribute it to Muphry’s Law. It does seem to be a more a general consequence of the fact that people saying this sort of thing unironically are, well, ignorant idiots.

How sad - we need it now more than ever, too.

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Far too much understanding of the initial tweets and nuanced references for a bot.

It took me several tries before I got this.

Is it weird that I pronounce are and our totally differently? Maybe “our soul” sounds like a dirty word in Dudley Moore’s accent, but in mine, it just sounds like “our soul”, and the dirty word in question doesn’t even exist.

I think that whether “our” sounds more like “are” or “hour” is a regionalism.

I’ve pronounced it both ways, even though I think that “are” and “hour” sound very little alike.