You're putting deodorant on at the wrong time

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probably isn’t worth your time or will just fire you up unnecessarily.

Roger That!

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You are assuming that since work from home began I’m still putting on deodorant… or shoes… or pants.

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That sounds like the dumbest thing to do, ever, even if it completely works, it’s still just dumb.

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In the long run, it is much more cost effective to just have your sweat glands surgically removed with lasers.

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More research needed.

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But what if you have “night sweats”?

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I reapply occasionally - to push off that shower one more day… I know, I am gross…

Anyway, Old Spice doesn’t have aluminum - so there?

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I think you’re supposed to drink?

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that sounds totally bad

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It’s easier for the aluminum to penetrate the skin when it doesn’t have to wade through the very thing it’s working against.

That’s weird, because with this one you need moisture.

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Does it still work if you sleep in a mercury bath?

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that one is a deodorant, not an anti-persperant

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For me putting on antiperspirant after a shower is less about stopping the stink and more for underarm lubrication.

TMI I know…

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I didn’t use my deodorant today and I may not again tomorrow.

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Oh God Omg GIF by HULU

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Deodorant – that’s one of those pre-Covid things, right? I think I still have some around somewhere, between the hair gel and the neckties.

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Is it worth my time or am I just fired up unnecessarily about both ‘antipersperant’ and ‘antiperspirant’ being in the same paragraph?

ETA

It’s not an antipersperant, either.

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