Originally published at: Zoo hiring outgoing people to dress up in bizarre bird costumes as "seagull deterrents" | Boing Boing
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So you get to dress up as a bird
and hang around the zoo all day
and scream back at seagulls
like this is your fucking job, you are here to be a giant weird cartoon bird
I can only hope that the budget is large enough to constantly improve and alter the bird costume, lest the seagulls get too used to it, maybe even large enough to collaborate with the local art community and make some crazy shit happen
hell of a job, I know some people for whom that would basically be the perfect living.
I couldn’t be prouder of my hometown than I am right now.
If you’ve ever been pooped on by a seagull (as I have), this is not only an opportunity for income, but the best payback I could ever imagine!!
“Oh man I am gonna shit on so many seagulls…”
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