Badass Space Dragon 2.0 - Final Results

The Price of Victory

Wedge Antleris: Soooo… you’re saying we’re probably not gonna get paid?



@Donald_Petersen

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Carcinogenic Denture     | 122/122 |  41  |  31  |  49  |  30  |  24  |   9    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 2 - Little Man
+15 EN, +2 ST | Ella's Gift
-76 HP | 16x Debris Impact
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@funruly

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Ignoble Calumnie         | 109/109 |  26  |  19  |  31  |  23  |  39  |   3    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 2 - Little Man
Space Aged Moonshine, +10 LK | The Monk's Gift
-83 HP | 20x Debris Impact
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@daneel

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Certain Moral Flex       | 98/98   |  13  |  14  |  37  |  61  |  43  |   6    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: Pith Helmet
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 1 - The Columns
4 ST | Received from @gwwar
-4 FP | Sent to @gwwar
+15 EN, +2 ST | Ella's Gift
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@jlw

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The YOLO Mk2             |-291/109 |  37  |  39  |  36  |  40  |  32  |   4    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Self Destruct
YOLO.

@gwwar

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Smiling Dingo            | 101/101 |  57  |  38  |  34  |  7   |  19  |   7    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 2 - Little Man
4 FP | Received from @daneel
-4 ST | Sent to @daneel
Full HP, +5 Max HP | Pete's Gift
-57 HP | 19x Debris Impact
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@davide405

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Audacious Blip           | 107/107 |  23  |  24  |  49  |  16  |  21  |   4    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Full HP, +5 Max HP | Pete's Gift
Mission 2 - Little Man
-83 HP | 20x Debris Impact
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@penguinchris

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Pleiades 360             | 101/101 |  30  |  28  |  42  |  33  |  18  |   10   |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 3 - Up the Nose
+15 EN, +2 ST | Ella's Gift
-94 HP | 5x Shizzler
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@DreamboatSkanky

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Somewhat Broken Heart    | 101/101 |  32  |  38  |  42  |  28  |  29  |   10   |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: Pillbox Hat
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 3 - Up the Nose
Pillbox Hat, +2 GRIT, +5 SH | Don Mondo's Gift
-15 HP | 1x Shizzler
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@wisconsinplatt

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| ZepEx Express 1337       | 110/110 |  42  |  38  |  31  |  22  |  26  |   6    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: Pork Pie Hat
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 2 - Little Man
Pork Pie Hat, +2 GRIT, +5 EN | Don Mondo's Gift
-57 HP | 19x Debris Impact
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@rkt88edmo

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Awesomating Overthruster |-362/123 |  25  |  25  |  56  |  20  |  31  |   7    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 1 - The Columns
+15 EN, +2 ST | Ella's Gift
-485 HP | 5x Column Blasts
+1 GRIT | Never tell me the odds.
DEAD.
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@uphill

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| SLS Say Monkey           | -74/106 |  20  |  31  |  38  |  43  |  25  |   5    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 1 - The Columns
+15 EN, +2 ST | Ella's Gift
4 ST | Received from @OtherMichael
-4 FP | Sent to @OtherMichael
-180 HP | 2x Column Blasts
+1 GRIT | Never tell me the odds.
DEAD.

@Ratel

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The Entropy              | 101/101 |  32  |  31  |  54  |  33  |  18  |   6    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 2 - Little Man
+15 EN, +2 ST | Ella's Gift
-83 HP | 19x Debris Impact
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@Old

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| USSS Rustbucket          | 101/101 |  40  |  40  |  33  |  28  |  33  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 4 - Coin Operated
+15 EN, +2 ST | Ella's Gift
You only find debris and splintered casks of honeywine. Someone beat you to the punch.

@Glutnix

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Cosmosword               | 109/109 |  27  |  30  |  42  |  29  |  18  |   7    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
+15 EN, +2 ST | Ella's Gift
Mission 3 - Up the Nose
Crew Fee Waived
-51 HP | 3x Shizzler
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@newliminted

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The ISS My Daughter Drew | 106/106 |  46  |  37  |  24  |  30  |  26  |   9    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: Squared Off Bowler
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 2 - Little Man
Squared Off Bowler, +2 GRIT, +5 FP | Don Mondo's Gift
-57 HP | 19x Debris Impact
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@PromptedInk

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Grand Striped Blazer     | 102/102 |  28  |  28  |  28  |  25  |  35  |   3    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 2 - Little Man
Full HP, +5 Max HP | Pete's Gift
-57 HP | 19x Debris Impact
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@messana

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Didn't See That Coming   | 118/118 |  58  |  31  |  17  |  17  |  58  |   7    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Full HP, +5 Max HP | Pete's Gift
Mission 2 - Little Man
-88 HP | 18x Debris Impact
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@OtherMichael

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Not Worthy               | 114/114 |  44  |  34  |  40  |  41  |  26  |   8    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 2 - Little Man
Full HP, +5 Max HP | Pete's Gift
4 FP | Received from @uphill
-4 ST | Sent to @uphill
-67 HP | 19x Debris Impact
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@micaela

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Micaela-1                | 99/99   |  20  |  26  |  43  |  30  |  32  |   3    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 3 - Up the Nose
+15 EN, +2 ST | Ella's Gift
-50 HP | 3x Shizzler
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@Demiurgus

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Pennywhistle             | 110/110 |  28  |  21  |  20  |  33  |  36  |   3    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 3 - Up the Nose
+15 EN, +2 ST | Ella's Gift
-50 HP | 3x Shizzler
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!
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@Slaal

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The Quattro              | 101/101 |  46  |  41  |  59  |  43  |  23  |   5    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 1 - The Columns
+15 EN, +2 ST | Ella's Gift
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!

@inqydesu

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Pluck                    | 105/105 |  39  |  41  |  53  |  47  |  37  |   7    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
Mission 1 - The Columns
+15 EN, +2 ST | Ella's Gift
-103 HP | 1x Column Blast
+1 GRIT | Close Shave!
+2 GRIT, Full Repairs | Mission Success!
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Yyyaaaaaaaaaaa-HHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Yub Nub.

Top Firepower

58 - Didn’t See That Coming @messana
57 - Smiling Dingo @gwwar
53 - Kanji (Dead) @Felipe_Budinich

Top Shields

41 – Pluck @inqydesu
41 – The Quattro @Slaal
40 – USSS Rustbucket @Old

Top Engineering

59 – The Quattro @Slaal
56 – Awesomating Overthruster (Dead) @rkt88edmo
54 – The Entropy @Ratel

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Ah toe meet toe peechee keene.

Top Stealth

61 - Certain Moral Flexibility @daneel
47 – Pluck @inqydesu
43 – The Quattro @Slaal

Top Luck

58 - Didn’t See That Coming @messana
43 - Certain Moral Flexibility @daneel
39 - Ignoble Calumnie @funruly

Best Balance

Grand Striped Blazer @PromptedInk
USSS Rustbucket @Old
Somewhat Broken Hearted @DreamboatSkanky

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Player’s Choice Awards

Best Character

Honorable mention goes to @SteampunkBanana for Mamma “Luckybeard”

And the winner is…

@Glutnix for Browf Clamphoof!

Best Ship

This tight category was a two way tie! Your winners are…

@daneel of the Certain Moral Flexibility and @Donald_Petersen of the Carcinogenic Denture

Pillar of the Community

@SteampunkBanana, @davide405, @messana and @funruly all receive honorable mentions in this category but our winner stands taller than a Wookie on stilts…

The winner is @bizmail_public for Captain David Falkayn and his posthumous work managing the Falkayn Community Memorial Fund.


Thanks to my special guests and friends who dropped in to kill people, make trouble and share ideas. I only wish I could have put your creative skills and vast talent to better use!

Thank you to @jlw for letting us play in his sandbox and to @codinghorror for building this remarkable contraption. By the way, can you close this thread and Duck’s Pond in a week?

And most of all, thank you for wedging my clunky, improv space game into your lives. I appreciate all the humor, creativity and time you shared with me. It was fun.

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P.S. Thank you to @gwwar who built an amazing robot! I’m sorry I didn’t put it to use!!!

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Awesomating Overthruster @rkt88edmo
-485 HP | 5x Column Blasts

*Salute*

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Still looking for a taker for this fricken chicken…

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'Tis a day to celebrate!

'Tis also a day for mourning.

So I will dress for celebrating, but wear my hat for mourning:

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Damn - I guess I will have to come up with a new avatar, pilot, and ship…I was enjoying life as a space moose…

And I won’t have any leftover honeywine or that fantastic rug neither…

Thanks to all the characters, I had a good time.

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I said that I would mourn the dead; I did not say I would converse with them.

BEGONE FOUL SPIRIT!

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Though I died a hatless space lizard robot, it was a helluva ride.

Thanks, y’all, that was fun!

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No award for grittiest captain? I think @penguinchris and @DreamboatSkanky deserve some acknowledgement for getting to double figures.

And at least in BSD3 we won’t have that meddling Falkayn around.

Also - best ship? You’re all nuts. Most cowardly ship perhaps (even more so that the Pusillanimous Patty was).

Now, if you’ll excuse me, with the UK elections (depressingly) done I have to concentrate on the Charybdian ones.

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I feel like the guy in the middle! Thanks everyone (except those that voted for that moose)!

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TRUE GRIT

10 - Quirky Kumquat @DreamboatSkanky
10 - PHUONG_N. @penguinchris
9 - Newlireconstructed @newliminted
9 - Sssir Galaxxxy @Donald_Petersen
8 - Savaric Tubertus Wynkn Basiliscos Leontios Palaeologus al Wathiq @OtherMichael
7 - Horatio Alger @inqydesu
7 - Browf Clamphoof @Glutnix
7 - Rkt88 Edmo (Deceased) @rkt88edmo
7 - Avery Waters @gwwar
7 - Lazlo ‘Scuttle’ Deepwalker @messana

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