#1 By: pesco, January 9th, 2014 10:32
#2 By: John Fleming, January 9th, 2014 10:36
Insert (ahem) Jenny McCarthy anti-vaxxer joke here. Seriously, would you? I can't think of a good one right now.
#5 By: Torn Paper Napkin, January 9th, 2014 10:59
How do you... there must be a LOT of variation there.
#6 By: Neil Mcconnell, January 9th, 2014 11:46
“Who is crazy, you or me?”
Well, definitely you, but I'm here by choice so the smart money's on "both"
#7 By: Mellivora Capensis, January 9th, 2014 11:51
The novel writes itself. Oh...wait....
#9 By: Mark K, January 9th, 2014 12:03
Should've had a "no handguns in twat" clause in that prenup
#10 By: technogeek, January 9th, 2014 12:15
I don't have either one so I don't know firsthand, but ... ouch. (Actually I don't have any of the above -- vagina, gun, aliens, wife -- ex or not -- or Cormac.)
#11 By: chgoliz, January 9th, 2014 12:18
You've got to stop getting your news from The Onion, man.
I refuse to believe this actually happened. Fingers in ears....lalalalalala.
#12 By: Charlie, January 9th, 2014 12:21
Anti-waxxer joke? :snoerk:
Is "all of the above" a valid answer?
#13 By: Gabe Oakes, January 9th, 2014 12:29
I'm thinking the safest way to do this would also require grasping the barrel to insert/ remove the gun. Which most would not do. Walking around with a gun aimed directly at internal organs, to me is a risk that outweighs any possible advantage.
#14 By: samsa, January 9th, 2014 12:50
#15 By: Wrecksdart, January 9th, 2014 13:28
Apparently, once the revolver was removed from Miss McCarthy, the boyfriend put it...in the toilet? As the saying goes, if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly. They had the crazy cranked up to 11 that night.
#16 By: , January 9th, 2014 14:00
Oh, so that's what fingerbang means!
#17 By: Joe Castleman, January 9th, 2014 17:10
"You won't BELIEVE where Jenny McCarthy conceals her handguns!"
(I'm sure someone can do way better than this)
#18 By: chgoliz, January 9th, 2014 17:31
An exception to the rule, in which the reveal is actually much weirder than the clickbait title would have you think.
#19 By: Jeff Atwood, January 9th, 2014 18:20
It's crazy that this is the ex-wife of Cormac McCarthy. He's an interesting guy.
Apparently he attracts interesting women, too.
#20 By: Nick Gold, January 9th, 2014 18:50
This is sadder than The Road
#21 By: Bobo the talking chimp, January 10th, 2014 01:53
The only thing I can think is "even if it was unloaded... Dragging a front sight across mucous membranes can't be fun (or non-damaging)".
Safety rule #1: Do not point the muzzle at anything you wouldn't destroy (and not intended as a snide teen colloquialism).
#22 By: colinrosenthal, January 10th, 2014 04:58
Shouldn't this article come with a trigger warning?
#23 By: pesco, January 14th, 2014 10:32
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