pesco at January 9th, 2014 10:32 — #1
lt_nemo at January 9th, 2014 10:36 — #2
Insert (ahem) Jenny McCarthy anti-vaxxer joke here. Seriously, would you? I can't think of a good one right now.
tornpapernapkin at January 9th, 2014 10:59 — #5
How do you... there must be a LOT of variation there.
toogoodtocheck_ at January 9th, 2014 11:46 — #6
“Who is crazy, you or me?”
Well, definitely you, but I'm here by choice so the smart money's on "both"
ratel at January 9th, 2014 11:51 — #7
The novel writes itself. Oh...wait....
mrmark at January 9th, 2014 12:03 — #9
Should've had a "no handguns in twat" clause in that prenup
technogeekagain at January 9th, 2014 12:15 — #10
I don't have either one so I don't know firsthand, but ... ouch. (Actually I don't have any of the above -- vagina, gun, aliens, wife -- ex or not -- or Cormac.)
chgoliz at January 9th, 2014 12:18 — #11
You've got to stop getting your news from The Onion, man.
I refuse to believe this actually happened. Fingers in ears....lalalalalala.
medievalist at January 9th, 2014 12:21 — #12
Anti-waxxer joke? :snoerk:
Is "all of the above" a valid answer?
gabe_oakes at January 9th, 2014 12:29 — #13
I'm thinking the safest way to do this would also require grasping the barrel to insert/ remove the gun. Which most would not do. Walking around with a gun aimed directly at internal organs, to me is a risk that outweighs any possible advantage.
samsa at January 9th, 2014 12:50 — #14
wrecksdart at January 9th, 2014 13:28 — #15
Apparently, once the revolver was removed from Miss McCarthy, the boyfriend put it...in the toilet? As the saying goes, if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly. They had the crazy cranked up to 11 that night.
funruly at January 9th, 2014 14:00 — #16
Oh, so that's what fingerbang means!
gyrofrog at January 9th, 2014 17:10 — #17
"You won't BELIEVE where Jenny McCarthy conceals her handguns!"
(I'm sure someone can do way better than this)
chgoliz at January 9th, 2014 17:31 — #18
An exception to the rule, in which the reveal is actually much weirder than the clickbait title would have you think.
codinghorror at January 9th, 2014 18:20 — #19
It's crazy that this is the ex-wife of Cormac McCarthy. He's an interesting guy.
Apparently he attracts interesting women, too.
nickyg at January 9th, 2014 18:50 — #20
This is sadder than The Road
bobo at January 10th, 2014 01:53 — #21
The only thing I can think is "even if it was unloaded... Dragging a front sight across mucous membranes can't be fun (or non-damaging)".
Safety rule #1: Do not point the muzzle at anything you wouldn't destroy (and not intended as a snide teen colloquialism).
colinrosenthal at January 10th, 2014 04:58 — #22
Shouldn't this article come with a trigger warning?
pesco at January 14th, 2014 10:32 — #23
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