Woman smuggled a loaded gun hidden in her vagina into jail and kept it in her cell for a week

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Was she a card carrying NRA member? They’ll stop at nothing

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Wel, that definitely calls for Trevor Noah’s monologue on the power of vaginas…

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I shudder to think of the nick names she’ll receive on the cell block.

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Half Cocked
22 Caliber Kitty
Bang Bang Amy

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Smooth Bore…

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Well, Missouri is an unrestricted concealed carry state.

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I know I’ve read stories about this before.

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Yes. Three guesses where she carried the card.

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There are a lot of jokes I could make here, but mainly I want to know if that thing has a safety.

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I would never store a loaded gun in my hoo-hoo! I’d store the bullets separately, um… elswhere.

Basic handgun safety.

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There’s an idea for a Cronenberg adaptation of Lovecraft in this somewhere.

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The one time I feel it’s inappropriate for me to come out with puns blazin’

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I tried something like this, only I ended up being the butt of all the jokes, with the nickname “Rear Gunner”.

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As @generic_name said - does it have a safety catch, because…

…well, you certainly wouldn’t want it to go off half-cocked.

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Fortunately there is a nearby compartment for just such purposes. I don’t think they said that it was loaded when it was smuggled.

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This prisoner had bad blood with her neighbor
So she snuck a gun right past her jailer
To put a cap in her ass?
Oh no, said the lass
I’ve already got five rounds in my chamber!

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Does it count if she wrapped it in a condom?

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