pesco at March 11th, 2014 12:58 — #1
miasm at March 11th, 2014 13:09 — #2
unshaved_weirdo at March 11th, 2014 13:34 — #3
I blame Obama, he took the "e".
daedalus at March 11th, 2014 13:40 — #4
Spelling is witchcraft. It's right there in the name. Good Christians avoid it.
chenille at March 11th, 2014 13:42 — #5
"Be" is actually the shortest spelling ever. I've seen ones like beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and even longer, I'm not sure what the record is.
brainspore at March 11th, 2014 13:44 — #6
Funny you'd mention that, Fox News was just trying to bring attention to Obama accidentally omitting an "e" in a speech earlier this week. FOR WHAT NEFARIOUS PURPOSE IS THE WHITE HOUSE CONFISCATING AMERICAN "E"S??
daneel at March 11th, 2014 14:06 — #7
This is a grammatical error, not spelling.
It should be "Longest spelling is ever".
gilbertwham at March 11th, 2014 14:09 — #8
I thought you called them something silly like 'mollies' over there?
myke at March 11th, 2014 16:25 — #9
It's always nice to see my (lack of) expectations about Fox fulfilled.
But as far as why goes?
We've got "It's Obama's fault", but we missed some of the other standards,
- It's a liberal war on --Fill-In-The-Blank--
themudshark at March 11th, 2014 16:35 — #10
One of my favourite t-shirt designs from threadless:
wrecksdart at March 11th, 2014 16:59 — #11
OMG to the fucken tilt. I was chatting with some random old dude this weekend and he first asks me, somewhat conspiratorially, if I thought Obama was smart ("I mean, I just think he's not very bright--he doesn't have a clue!") and went on to tell me that the Benghazi story was just about to blow up!
eksrae at March 11th, 2014 19:08 — #12
Unless it was an ebonics thing to boost their street cred. In that case, it be proper.
daneel at March 11th, 2014 19:17 — #13
Talk like a pirate day isn't until Sep 19th.
thaumatechnicia at March 11th, 2014 21:23 — #14
Me, I want to know what's wrong with her face.
(Everyone knows that the longest word is 'smiles'.)
dan_tobias at March 11th, 2014 21:40 — #15
pjcamp at March 11th, 2014 23:24 — #16
Beeing and Spelling Nothingness.
noahdjango at March 12th, 2014 00:57 — #17
I know you're joking, but just to break it down
- it's "molly" or "some molly," not "mollies"
- it's derivative of the word "molecule"--that is to say, "ecstasy" could be some stepped-on bullshit, but "molly" is pure MDMA; or so your dealer would have you believe, at least.
jardine at March 12th, 2014 01:16 — #18
Stifling and definition were the two words? What happened to the ridiculous words that I've never heard of?
chgoliz at March 12th, 2014 09:39 — #19
They'd run out of them. Seriously, these kids went through the entire book, and then some. The winner won on the 95th round.
pesco at March 16th, 2014 13:12 — #20
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