Free snake with used car

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Holy hell, it wasn’t Florida?

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You should see the shit I’ve found inside of old Volkswagens. This is nothing.

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Stop teasing us and please share some details.

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Is a good-sized python not worth more than three hundred bucks itself? Bargain.

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3ft?

Aren’t you a little…short…for a boa constrictor?

Have him tell you about the time that he found a Hitler.

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I’m imagining… The Clownish Inquisition!

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In fairness, lots of cars used to include a Hitler as a standard feature.

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Ghost Adolf Hitler is a jerk – just try getting him to pony up for gas money. And he always spills his coffee on the upholstery, then tries to claim it was because Goldberg jostled him again.

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Aren’t snakes supposed to be the car salesmen?

Thought. A low-budget thriller, with a car wired with a bomb that goes off when the car slows down, and a snake on board. Boom-hisss!

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