Hehe, Bobo throwing his weight behind the Paul Ryan train.
Thinkpieces for Victory!
Any speculation as to how pissed off Republicans will be that Obama is going to SXSW instead of Nancy Reaganâs funeral?
(sadly, itâs a prior engagement, itâd be even funnier if it were by choice)
He just said no.
9 AM. David Brooks wakes in a strange bed, head throbbing. He looks to his side across the purple satin sheets and sees the tousled blond combover resting against an incredibly classy gilded headboard. He promised himself never again, why canât he stay away?
Damn. Tactless phrasing aside, the idea that THIS is the Democrat theyâd choose to attack for not supporting veterans is beyond belief. Letâs recap:
- Army veteran
- Married to fellow veteran
- Lost both legs in war, then continued to serve in army via medical waiver
- Inspired to enter politics by fellow disabled veteran and former Republican Presidential candidate Bob Dole, who visited her during recuperation and later dedicated his biography to her
- Director of the Illinois Department of Veterans Affairs
- Winner of the 2007 Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America Veterans Leadership Award
- In congress, called to make funding of veteransâ health care mandatory (not discretionary) and demanded more oversight and benchmarks for improving veterans care
Oh, and as far as ânot standing up for veteransâ goes it turns out she does indeed stand up for them, every day. ON STAR-SPANGLED AND CAMOUFLAGED PROSTHETIC LEGS. Sheâs practically a comic book caricature of an Ăźber-patriot, like some supporting character that Captain America would point to while saying âthatâs what a REAL hero looks like.â
Edit to add: bonus âclassyâ points for choosing International Womenâs Day to attack this particular veteran.
It doesnât have to make sense. It only has to sound good. #MakeAmericaGrateAgin
When your communications director is having to deny youâre dropping out before your own state (which youâre going to lose) votes, youâre done.
Itâs a perfect example of how reality does not matter to the Republican party.
This is the real reason why Drumpf is taking control of the Republican Party: With the Oculus Rift and other VR headsets being released this year, the Republican Party could make a fortune claiming intellectual property rights on all things Virtual Reality.
This arsehole was a congressman?
Maybe âusâ means racist conservative talkshow hosts? In which case, that bitâs fair enough.
Iâm just going to assume thatâs a parody account.
If itâs not a parody account, please donât tell me itâs not. I have a limit on how much faith in the human race I am allowed to lose each day and Iâve already passed it.
Yup, he was. Deadbeat dad, too.
Well the trump supporters are getting more uppity
I posted a thread!!!
Tee-hee-hee-hee⌠fuck Drumpf!
Vox Day (ugh) claims that a woman in Chicago doing a Nazi salute was really a false flag operation by a Bernie supporter, except he got the wrong person.
Popehat advises vox might want to consult an lawyer given that erroneous âdoxxingâ. Vox returns the favor by mocking the mental well being of Popehat (seriously can Ted be any uglier on the inside?).
Little Donnie Trump Jr. jumps in to be the truther his dad taught him to be. (tweet since deleted)
However, Drumpf Jr. is also getting a schooling fromâŚJohn Legend.
Is this the Sweeps week of the election cycle? So many cameosâŚ
Desperation reporting?
âHillary Clinton racks up another winâ
Spoiler: itâs the Northern Mariana Islands.