jlw at June 19th, 2014 00:51 — #1
jardine at June 19th, 2014 00:57 — #2
eksrae at June 19th, 2014 01:06 — #3
brainspore at June 19th, 2014 01:17 — #4
eark_the_bunny at June 19th, 2014 03:04 — #5
It seems this moron did not know anything about basic gun safety. I would guess he just had it stuffed in his pocket, with a round in the chamber and the safety off.
mister44 at June 19th, 2014 03:10 — #6
o_0 Guy must have been really drunk and hung like a horse to shoot his dick, not have it fully exit his body, and just drive around like it ain't no thing.
.22 or .32 pocket pistol I could maybe see. .45 ACP is a big fucking round. Tom Hanks once blew a tank up with one.
ashen_victor at June 19th, 2014 03:45 — #7
-Hey, is that a snake in your pants?
-Oh my god, are you ok?
-Don't know bro... lets check Bob´s house, he knows a lot about snakes!
jonbly at June 19th, 2014 06:11 — #9
Oh how they laughed and laughed and laughed...
boundegar at June 19th, 2014 10:24 — #10
Is it okay to say kids, don't try this at home? Or is it a violation of the Second Amendment that entitles me to free rape threats?
iquitos46 at June 19th, 2014 11:34 — #11
That's what happens when you go off half cocked.
nadreck at June 19th, 2014 12:32 — #12
Does he qualify for a Darwin Award? Remember that the criterion is that you remove yourself from the gene pool through stupidity and shooting your balls off would seem to meet it.
gyrofrog at June 19th, 2014 13:45 — #13
I remember way back in 1988, someone tried to rob a supermarket in Arlington, TX. He had a gun tucked in his waistband. Before he could do the deed, his gun went off, as the newspaper reported though his "member."
iquitos46 at June 19th, 2014 15:14 — #14
It was so traumatic for the guy that a urologist and a plastic surgeon had to help him re-member.
brainspore at June 19th, 2014 15:22 — #15
Maybe he was driving around town trying to find it.
jardine at June 19th, 2014 20:26 — #16
bobo at June 20th, 2014 02:31 — #17
Remember kids, one of the fundamental rules of gun safety: Never point the muzzle at anything that you are not willing to destroy.
jlw at June 24th, 2014 00:51 — #18
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