xeni — 2014-06-17T16:53:28-04:00 — #1
boundegar — 2014-06-17T17:04:04-04:00 — #2
All those benjamins and he couldn't just buy a camper?
glitch — 2014-06-17T17:43:06-04:00 — #3
This is hardly a meth "lab", so much as a "kitchen".
disarticulate — 2014-06-17T17:45:27-04:00 — #4
I think we're going for flavor, not quantity.
A meth kitchen sounds like a place where you feed meth heads.
glitch — 2014-06-17T17:47:03-04:00 — #5
The photograph shows a handful of Jacksons, not Benjamins, and the article reports that including the drugs there was only $1,700.
Guy still has to eat and pay rent regularly, so he probably can't even afford a crappy pre-made Dell.
glitch — 2014-06-17T17:47:45-04:00 — #6
Or it's just a literal kitchen in which you make meth?
brainspore — 2014-06-17T17:48:02-04:00 — #7
So we're talking a small-scale artisinal meth operation. You're just not going to get that home-cooked experience with a big corporate distributor like Los Pollos.
disarticulate — 2014-06-17T17:52:54-04:00 — #8
I mean, they can make blue meth, it's just not going to have that purity.
Perhaps it should be more like a Meth Booth, or Meth DYI Kit, or Meth Micro-brew.
davide405 — 2014-06-17T18:21:06-04:00 — #9
I think you have won the internets for today.
boundegar — 2014-06-17T21:10:57-04:00 — #10
So what do we call this - Breaking Naughty?
glitch — 2014-06-17T21:16:24-04:00 — #11
Desperate Retirees fits better, and actually reminds you that this isn't a joke, but a tragedy.
The guy clearly wasn't making much money, even cooking meth. He was also completely shut in and unsociable, and probably utterly miserable. And now he rots in a cell for it.
michael_r_smith — 2014-06-18T05:32:46-04:00 — #12
I, to plan to grow old disgracefully.
mister44 — 2014-06-18T09:56:14-04:00 — #13
Why does the Communist Obama administration come down so hard on hard working entrepreneurs?
acerplatanoides — 2014-06-18T10:09:29-04:00 — #14
I bet he called other people out on being literal, right after he did it, too.
See any problems with the grammar on his door signs? That's gotta be relevant.
malarkey — 2014-06-18T13:31:14-04:00 — #15
Thanks for the belly laugh!
xeni — 2014-06-22T16:53:29-04:00 — #16
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