xeni at June 17th, 2014 16:53 — #1
boundegar at June 17th, 2014 17:04 — #2
All those benjamins and he couldn't just buy a camper?
glitch at June 17th, 2014 17:43 — #3
This is hardly a meth "lab", so much as a "kitchen".
disarticulate at June 17th, 2014 17:45 — #4
I think we're going for flavor, not quantity.
A meth kitchen sounds like a place where you feed meth heads.
glitch at June 17th, 2014 17:47 — #5
The photograph shows a handful of Jacksons, not Benjamins, and the article reports that including the drugs there was only $1,700.
Guy still has to eat and pay rent regularly, so he probably can't even afford a crappy pre-made Dell.
glitch at June 17th, 2014 17:47 — #6
Or it's just a literal kitchen in which you make meth?
brainspore at June 17th, 2014 17:48 — #7
So we're talking a small-scale artisinal meth operation. You're just not going to get that home-cooked experience with a big corporate distributor like Los Pollos.
disarticulate at June 17th, 2014 17:52 — #8
I mean, they can make blue meth, it's just not going to have that purity.
Perhaps it should be more like a Meth Booth, or Meth DYI Kit, or Meth Micro-brew.
davide405 at June 17th, 2014 18:21 — #9
I think you have won the internets for today.
boundegar at June 17th, 2014 21:10 — #10
So what do we call this - Breaking Naughty?
glitch at June 17th, 2014 21:16 — #11
Desperate Retirees fits better, and actually reminds you that this isn't a joke, but a tragedy.
The guy clearly wasn't making much money, even cooking meth. He was also completely shut in and unsociable, and probably utterly miserable. And now he rots in a cell for it.
michael_r_smith at June 18th, 2014 05:32 — #12
I, to plan to grow old disgracefully.
mister44 at June 18th, 2014 09:56 — #13
Why does the Communist Obama administration come down so hard on hard working entrepreneurs?
acerplatanoides at June 18th, 2014 10:09 — #14
I bet he called other people out on being literal, right after he did it, too.
See any problems with the grammar on his door signs? That's gotta be relevant.
malarkey at June 18th, 2014 13:31 — #15
Thanks for the belly laugh!
xeni at June 22nd, 2014 16:53 — #16
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