doctorow at October 26th, 2013 18:02 — #1
ethel at October 26th, 2013 19:14 — #2
Is it terrible that I am more interesting in his 15 daughters? No sons? Wow. But the rugs are worth more then $30 of course, and most often you contract through a laundry service (like to have them and really rent them) - they come and replace them depending on how filthy they get.
shutz at October 26th, 2013 21:33 — #3
The man is named Footman? And he (allegedly) steals doormats?
michael_r_smith at October 26th, 2013 22:23 — #4
16 women in the house. I would be out stealing doormats too.
imb at October 27th, 2013 07:30 — #5
There's a joke in there about being a doormat, maybe? Or his daughters' shoes were filthy.
ereiamjh at October 27th, 2013 21:10 — #6
Get the S.E.C., The Administration and Congress after him and he can count on never seeing day one in jail...
jhertzli at October 28th, 2013 00:40 — #7
Bank doormats? You mean the Congressmen who voted for the bailout?
brainspore at October 28th, 2013 13:30 — #8
[Insert Game of Thrones reference here]
doctorow at October 31st, 2013 18:02 — #9
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