#1 By: Rob Beschizza, September 19th, 2013 17:25
#2 By: Jeremy Sweeney, September 19th, 2013 17:56
It seems the ASVAB is totally unnecessary for this young man.
#3 By: Darrin, September 19th, 2013 18:18
#4 By: Eksrae, September 19th, 2013 18:58
He shoulda went with McLovin.
#5 By: jasonjayr, September 19th, 2013 20:07
Apellomancers. Fuck em', right? (NSFW Comic: http://oglaf.com/branding/)
#6 By: Tim Quinn, September 19th, 2013 21:01
Prosecutor, "It's gotta be him judge, Right?"
Judge, "Seems like it. . . . Guilty as charged Mister "Rape." Next case !
#7 By: Scratcheee, September 19th, 2013 21:58
His attorney should argue that it's impossible for him to get a fair trial. Case dismissed.
#8 By: robulus, September 19th, 2013 23:20
Its funny because his name is... oh wait, its not funny at all.
#9 By: Cowicide, September 20th, 2013 00:25
A. Wiener couldn't be reached for comment.
#10 By: jasonjayr, September 20th, 2013 00:30
Don't jump the gun -- The statute probably reads "sex offence with a child between 3 and 13". It could have been a 13yo victim too -- the article doesn't say. Either way, a 19yo ought to have known better.
#11 By: robulus, September 20th, 2013 00:50
You are right. I've deleted that bit. Probably just noting the rape part should suffice.
#13 By: Alice Weir, September 20th, 2013 16:31
Met a couple of people with that surname a few years back. Both changed their name...because, this guy.
#14 By: Rob Beschizza, September 24th, 2013 17:25
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